Fuck Water Lubricants
Fuck Water, Non-Friction and Lubrique Lubricants have the same ingredients and formulas and manufactured in Ontario Canada.
The difference is the names, Fuck Water was originally launched as Fuck, Water therefore the original is a hybrid (a mix of water and silicone). Hence the name Fuck, Water. Non -Friction was packaged and marketed to clients as the same ingredients but a friendlier name Friction. And then Lubrique is for the French market as this name works better for their culture.
Dick Polish and Lip Balm Pink are also in their personal lubricant collection.
Original Fuck Water
Water
Propylene Glycol -is a colorless, nearly odorless, and tasteless thick liquid. It's used in many processed products because it helps them maintain their consistency, moisture, and texture. The chemical is usually made from petroleum, though some companies are now making it from plants like canola and soybean. Some people do not want Petroleum based product near their skin, sensitive skin & allergies.
Isopropyl Palmitate - is an ester derived from isopropyl alcohol and palmitic acid
Dimethicone - known as polydimethylsiloxane, is a type of silicone-based polymer but food safe.
Hydroxypropyl Cellulose - (HPC) is a derivative of cellulose with both water solubility and organic solubility.
Polysorbate 20 - an emulsifier and surfactant, helping to blend oil and water-based ingredients into stable, uniform formulations. This oily liquid is derived from the reaction of sorbitol (from plant sources like corn or wheat) with lauric acid (commonly from coconut or palm oil) and ethylene oxide (flammable, colorless gas with a sweet odor that is used to make other chemicals and as a sterilizing agent.
Sorbitan Stearate - an emulsifier and stabilizer. It is derived from the natural sugar alcohol, sorbitan, and stearic acid, a fatty acid
Cetearyl Alcohol - It’s a white, waxy mixture of cetyl alcohol and stearyl alcohol, both fatty alcohols. They’re found in animals and plants, like coconut and palm oil
Glyceryl Stearate - it is made by reacting glycerin with stearic acid, a natural fatty acid derived from palm kernel, vegetable, or soy oil
Sodium Benzoate - is made by reacting benzoic acid with a sodium base like sodium hydroxide (lye), sodium carbonate (soda ash), or sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) preservative to keep product lasting in bottle or container.
Gluconolactone - is made from glucose, typically derived from corn, rice, or sugar, through a fermentation process where microorganisms convert it to gluconic acid. It used in skincare formulations to help increase skin cell turnover and improve the appearance of aging skin.
Fuck Water Clear (thicker water based lube)
Glycerin - is a sugar alcohol made from natural sources like plant oils (soy, coconut, palm) or animal fats, or synthetically from petroleum (propylene). It acts as a humectant and provides slipperiness but, as a sugar alcohol. Sugar alcohol can disrupt vaginal pH, potentially leading to yeast infections or bacterial imbalances, especially for those already prone to them.
Water
Cellulose Gum - also known as carboxymethyl cellulose (CMC), is made from the natural cellulose found in plant cell walls, primarily sourced from wood pulp (trees) or cottonseeds, then chemically modified with acetic acid and salt. It is a common, non-toxic, and hypoallergenic thickening agent used in many water-based personal lubricants. It helps give the lubricant its desired viscosity (thickness) and a slippery texture.
Gluconolactone - is made from glucose, typically derived from corn, rice, or sugar, through a fermentation process where microorganisms convert it to gluconic acid. It used in skincare formulations to help increase skin cell turnover and improve the appearance of aging skin.
Sodium Benzoate -is made by reacting benzoic acid with a sodium base like sodium hydroxide (lye), sodium carbonate (soda ash), or sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) preservative to keep product lasting in bottle or container.
Fuck Water Silicone (thicker silicone lube)
Cyclopentasiloxane - is a lightweight, volatile silicone used for its smooth, silky feel, quick drying, and ability to spread products easily, forming a water-repellent film that conditions hair and skin without greasiness, it evaporates quickly, it's a common ingredient in many personal care items, offering benefits like frizz control for the hair.
Dimethiconol - is a silicone-based polymer used to smooth skin/hair, improve texture, prevent moisture loss by forming a protective barrier, and reduce foaming
Dimethicone - is a silicone-based polymer used as a skin protectant, moisturizer, and texture enhancer,
Tocopheryl Acetate - is made by chemically combining Tocopheral (Vitamin E) with acetic acid a process called esterification, which creates a more stable form of Vitamin E. is commonly used in personal lubricants for its antioxidant and skin-conditioning properties, but it may cause allergic reactions or irritation in some individuals, particularly those with sensitive skin. It can also degrade latex and polyisoprene condoms and toys.
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract -is made from the leaves of the Aloe vera plant. The process typically involves extracting the inner leaf gel. It may add hydration and reduce skin irritation
Dick Polish (for making the skin shiny - recommend for men who use Vasaline for masturbating or just want to shine up their skin)
Petrolatum - or petroleum jelly, is a highly refined, semi-solid mixture of hydrocarbons (mainly long-chain alkanes and cycloalkanes) derived from crude oil, specifically from the dewaxing of heavy lubricating oils during petroleum refining. It's purified to be odorless, colorless, and safe for cosmetic and medicinal use, acting as an effective skin protectant and occlusive moisturizer by forming a barrier to lock in moisture.
Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum - is made from highly refined, liquid hydrocarbons derived from petroleum (crude oil) through vacuum distillation. It is used for its lubricating and moisturizing properties.
Hydrogenated Soybean Oil - s made from liquid soybean oil extracted from soybeans, which undergoes a chemical process called hydrogenation, where hydrogen atoms are added to its unsaturated fats to make it more solid, stable, and resistant to spoilage, turning it into a semi-solid fat. It is used as an emollient and texturizer, and it is considered safe for topical application not internal.
Paraffin - is a highly refined mineral oil, rich in straight-chain alkanes, known for its stability, low odor, and inertness. It is used for its emollient properties, providing smoothness and moisture but do not use Latex condoms with this oil based product.
Stearic Acid - is made from natural fats and oils, primarily from animal fats (like tallow) or vegetable sources (like palm, soy, or cocoa butter). It functions as an emulsifier, thickener, and emollient/lubricant.
Microcrystalline Wax - is made from petroleum, specifically from the heavy lube distillates and residual oils left over from the crude oil refining process. It is commonly used as a thickening agent, binder, and emollient.
Tocopheryl Acetate - is made by chemically combining Tocopheral (Vitamin E) with acetic acid a process called esterification, which creates a more stable form of Vitamin E. is commonly used in personal lubricants for its antioxidant and skin-conditioning properties, but it may cause allergic reactions or irritation in some individuals, particularly those with sensitive skin. It can also degrade latex and polyisoprene condoms and toys.
Canola Oil - is made from the crushed seeds of the canola plant, a specific, low-acid variety of rapeseed developed in Canada.
Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract - s made from the leaves of the Aloe vera plant. The process typically involves extracting the inner leaf gel. It may add hydration and reduce skin irritation
Tocopheral - a form of Vitamin E, is naturally derived from plant sources like sunflower, soybean, wheat germ, and olive oils. It can also be produced synthetically in labs. It functions as a powerful antioxidant in both food and skincare, protecting cells from damage
Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil - is derived from the seeds of the soybean plant, through mechanical pressing or solvent extraction, yielding a versatile oil rich in fatty acids (like linoleic & oleic) Helps replenish skin's natural moisturizing factors.
Lip Balm Pink
Water
Propylene Glycol - is a colorless, nearly odorless, and tasteless thick liquid. It's used in many processed products because it helps them maintain their consistency, moisture, and texture. The chemical is usually made from petroleum, though some companies are now making it from plants like canola and soybean. Some people do not want Petroleum based product near their skin, sensitive skin & allergies.
Isopropyl Palmitate - - is an ester derived from isopropyl alcohol and palmitic acid
Dimethicone - is a silicone-based polymer used as a skin protectant, moisturizer, and texture enhancer,
Hydroxypropyl Cellulose - (HPC) is a derivative of cellulose with both water solubility and organic solubility.
Polysorbate 20 - an emulsifier and surfactant, helping to blend oil and water-based ingredients into stable, uniform formulations. This oily liquid is derived from the reaction of sorbitol (from plant sources like corn or wheat) with lauric acid (commonly from coconut or palm oil) and ethylene oxide (flammable, colorless gas with a sweet odor that is used to make other chemicals and as a sterilizing agent.
Sorbitan Stearate - an emulsifier and stabilizer. It is derived from the natural sugar alcohol, sorbitan, and stearic acid, a fatty acid
Cetearyl Alcohol - It’s a white, waxy mixture of cetyl alcohol and stearyl alcohol, both fatty alcohols. They’re found in animals and plants, like coconut and palm oil
Glyceryl - is a sugar alcohol made from natural sources like plant oils (soy, coconut, palm) or animal fats, or synthetically from petroleum (propylene). It acts as a humectant and provides slipperiness but, as a sugar alcohol. Sugar alcohol can disrupt vaginal pH, potentially leading to yeast infections or bacterial imbalances, especially for those already prone to them.
Stearate - are salts or esters made from stearic acid, a saturated fatty acid, which comes from natural sources like animal fats (tallow) or vegetable oils (coconut, palm). It is used as emulsifiers, thickeners, and emollients
Sodium Benzoate - is made by reacting benzoic acid with a sodium base like sodium hydroxide (lye), sodium carbonate (soda ash), or sodium bicarbonate (baking soda) preservative to keep product lasting in bottle or container.
Gluconolactone - is made from glucose, typically derived from corn, rice, or sugar, through a fermentation process where microorganisms convert it to gluconic acid. It used in skincare formulations to help increase skin cell turnover and improve the appearance of aging skin.
D&C Red No.33 - is a synthetic dye produced from petroleum or coal tar sources.
All of the Fuck Water products are made with synthetic ingredients or man-made but within the rules set by Health Canada. All are condom compatible except Dick Polish.
Laska’s Opinion: Many people who like Fuck Water purchase due to the price as it sells sells sells as very reasonable. There are no natural ingredients in these lubricants. If anyone has sensitive skin, allergies etc - this product might not be right for them.